She is a pull string cowgirl who was one of Woody 's friends on Woody's Roundup (along with Bullseye and Stinky Pete ). For a guy who doesn't use contractions,he's got a sick flow! Jessie:Wait a second. (Pokes Zuri's nose), (A scream is heard. Emma:(runs while pulling Zuri)I'm sorry,but it took me forever to get her to wear this. LADY 2- Zuri? (Luke is hit with a pillow, while Jessie turns to speak with Zuri.) (Everyone claps for her). Emma:But I'm adorable! Zuri,try to keep up. Ravi:Uh,there is a small chance that in my haste,I forgot to apply the non-adhesive base. Everyone looks in shock.) Any suggestions? Ravi:Oh,heavens,he is headless! Just keep 'em. Am I getting warm? Jessie: All this, and all I have to do is take care of one, cute little girl! Taylor:Mrs.Obama,thank you for bringing my mom home for my birthday. Jessie:Luke,I would never allow Ravi to put glue on your face while you slept. Jessie: I can't lose all of the kids on my first day! It aired on September 7, 2012 . Jessie:Wait,you mean,I have to go to school today? Provider There are no TV Airings. Ready for our next game,Clean the Latrine? You can-, (Mrs.Kipling gives Michelle Obama cake with her tail), Michelle:(eats the cake)Wow,this is actually pretty good! (Sighs) Zuri. And less teacup-y. (They leave the kitchen. Zuri: Thank you, but she won't do that. Jessie:I can't afford Nicolas Cage! The series stars Debby Ryan, Peyton List, Cameron Boyce, Karan Brar, Skai Jackson, and Kevin Chamberlin . Luke: (walks in from the TV room) Almost. Jessie:It's called "Acting"! Alice in Wonderland (1951)/Transcript. Contestants have just 24 hours to write,shoot,and star in a film! Jessie: Yeah, I've been try'na reach her parents all morning, but all I get is a voicemail. My dad taught me! Actually,she's not wrong. Jessie: That was rude! Say goodbye to the wife and tater tots. (Mr. Kipling leaves the kitchen.) Jessie: Get back here or your fancy new 8-slice toaster is toast! Isn't this nice? It stands for "Pointless Exercise". (runs upstairs). We decided to change the site's name to AnimationScreencaps in 2018 to better reflect that we do cap many non-Disney movies too. Tony:Oh,but why didn't you just ask me to play me? Michelle:(laughs)Well,let me see what I can do. Whatever it is,I can fix it. Jessie:Aw,Zuri. Jessie:Well,without the eyebrows,it was hard to tell! Jessie:No time to unload all this stuff,but if anyone's still hungry,we have instant oatmeal and some bottled water. That force is gravy. Aladdin and The King of Thieves (1996) Hercules (1997) Pooh's Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin (1997) Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas (1997) The Spirit of Mickey (1998) Beauty and the Beast: Belle's Magical World (1998) Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World (1998) The Lion King II: Simba's Pride (1998) Mulan (1998) Jessie: Emma, wait! Bertram:That's what I thought when I read your script. That's what love is like! Jessie:It's for you and Taylor. You should've started this a week ago. (pushes mask). Jessie:OK,I can't tell you how many different ways that makes me nauseous. Search metadata Search text contents Search TV news captions Search radio transcripts Search archived web sites Advanced Search. Look,if I'm going to get this film ready for the contest,I have to get this scene where Tony and I kiss in the teacup! (drags Luke to a chair). Zuri: Don't worry Jessie; just do what I do, blame it on Luke! (Trips and drops Emma's project, gasps. Zuri:I came up with a great theme for Taylor's birthday! Jessie:How is the audience supposed to believe that Toby and Chantal are trapped in there? Luke makes her uncomfortable. Emma:Right? That's how I wound up with my third husband. (points to eyebrows)I'll get destroyed at school! Sunny,fetch mommy a pen. Bertram:I'll just blend yours up,and you can drink it through one of tour nose straws. I promised myself I wouldn't yell! Tony: Poor Emma is really disappointed, huh? Galactopus 2: This Time It's Personal, Scene 36, Take 1. Ravi:I will take it! I really appreciate it,but there's only an hour until the deadline. Jessie:You know,Ravi,I could coach you in the fine art of mascot-ary. Emma: It's okay- don't worry about it. She's much better behaved at home. (points), (scene changes to screening room,time changes to day). (walks away). Zuri:Hi,Mrs.Obama. It's basically detention with snow cones! Take the A-Train. (about to kiss)(cringes). Jessie:There is no way I'm doing a movie where women wear skimpy clothes and are objectified. Do it! He is playing a videogame. Jessie:You'll get through this. Taylor:Hey guys,what are you talking about? A Jessie rerun on Disney Channel (11.30.2019) by . Let's bounce- (Gets up to leave. (pulls Luke) Why is it always so difficult to get you guys out the door on time? Michael said I was taking too long,so he asked out Maybelle! Zuri:You mean that cowpoke? (Emma laughs, and goes up to present her project. Jessie:There's no time to be gentle! Jessie:OK,I'm starting to see the cons of suggesting that! Nothing says "birthday" like an obstacle course. Jessie:Let's not re-hash the past. And so beautiful! Jessie:I just always liked that name. Any questions?" Jessie:So did I. Jessie TV Series 20112015 IMDb. Jessie:OK,how about you make a pro and con list? (about to kiss Tony hard), Tony:I'm sorry,Jessie,you'll just have to finish your movie without me. Jessie:Everyone! (Kids laughing) It was the chair! (Jessie looks at the screen and sees the Ross children climb into the helicopter) Oh, this is bad, this is bad, this is bad, this is bad! I don't want a party. I have girl eyebrows! Zuri,Jessie,Mrs.Harris,Taylor and Sgt.Harris:Yeah!(chuckle). You're a survivor. Luke: we were only a few feet in the air Jessie: I was dangling from the landingskis! (Jessie opens the front doors of the building) Oh, they're out there, somewhere! You're in trouble! (Produces flowers from his tux). . Jessie:Never mind. I Think? Oh! Ravi:Am I to assume I will play the role of Duke,the suave ladies' man? He'll do anything! Ravi:If she had been more supportive,I would have warned her about the bull in the kitchen. Emma: How can I pick an outfit when I haven't picked a date? Luke:The mascot gets to hang out with the cheerleaders? No Comments Yet Walgreens says it will NOT sell abortion pills in 20 Republican-controlled states even where it is still legal. Christina: And, we realized that being there for you is really more important than any job. Ravi: I must leave too. Luke: I'll show you a moon! Taylor:This was a game? You have a little human in your hangs. ), (Scene changes to in the hallway with the children's and Jessie's bedrooms. What am I,a kid? Bertram: Don't know, don't care. Jessie:Well,at least we're finally alone together,Toby. The series stars Debby Ryan as the title character Jessie Prescott, an 18-year old woman who moves from Fort Hood, Texas to New York City, eager to forge a life of her own against the wishes of her father. (Jessie fake coughs to remind Emma) Oh- That force is gravity! Thank you, Jessie, for your excellent tutelage! And it's creepy to refer to yourself in the third person. I can't see! (Jumps up and down) Can we keep her?! Jessie:Why,thank you. Emma:And Ravi,the cheerleaders thought your rap was so good,they want to make you the first ever male cheerleader in Walden history! Michelle:Oh,it was my pleasure. (Scene changes, to the Ross children and Jessie having dinner in the kitchen.). I'll do it! Emma:Well,according to the Applause-O-Meter, our new mascot is Luke! Something is flushing those toilets. Besides,the latrines in this place are already ship-shape. Emma:I know,but after that is when I get all my meetings and trendsetting done. Again! Jessie:I'm exhausted,but I'm (finishes typing) done! Ravi: It is New York. Oh- That force is gravity! (shows mask), (Luke looks at the mirror,creepy music plays), Luke:(screams loudly)(realizes that he has no eyebrows)(runs to the balcony to drop his mask). I can't even get one guy to call me back! Luke:Then you're going to hate the sequel! Jessie:OK! Morgan: (changing the subject) who wants to see the cool toy that George Lucas gave me? Except for once in third grade, you went to the bathroom without a hall pass Jessie: If you tasted the cafeteria food, you'd completely understand armadillo does not go down easy. (The scene opens as the heroes are seen fighting the Parademons) Aqua: HAA!! (runs and leaves the scene). (takes collar off)This stupid collar was supposed to be good for 3 months! Luke:That's it! Jessie:Yes,but also he can be your model! (falls on the couch). Menu. Luke:She is not putting make-up on me! Jessie:Well,your plan will never work! Emma:She bites harder than Mrs.Kipling! (walks to the door), Zuri:Suddenly,my leaf project is looking a whole lot better. Bertram:Sure,anything for her! Christina: Em about your projectwe're really sorry, but we're not going to be able to make it. Jessie has an idea when she sees the costumes. Zuri:I peeled half a potato and 6 fingers. Once he reaches a cratered area, he lowers himself and closes his jetpack. Ravi:P.E. Although,that mustard brings out your eyes! Jessie:Yeah,I can see how annoying that might be! Jessie:(turns back to Emma)Hmm? dialogue coach (39 episodes, 2014-2015) Peter Szilagyi . (continues laughing). Zuri:Can we roll back tuck-in times for America's youth? It might be kind of awkward to act out our relationship on camera. Or,an hour,that fazool binds you right up! (tries to take marker). Mrs.Harris:Oh,well,Taylor just misses her mother more than usual lately,what with her tenth birthday coming up. Jessie: Emma, listen- I know your parents can't be here physically, but that doesn't mean they're not with you! Jessie:OK,people,we only have 13 hours to get this movie in the can. (wipes face). Jessie:Hey,casting is a very important part of the filmmaking process. I mean,I saw that movie where Lincoln played herself. Luke:(angry)Are you out of your mind? Jessie:OK,fine! Emma:Jessie,you're an amazingly talented person! These hips aren't as young as they used to be. This page is the category for Transcripts. Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Disney Pixar Toy Story 2002' Pull String Jessie Talking Doll 13" Hasbro Works at the best online prices at eBay! Tony:(as werewolf/Toby)I don't care that our two kinds are forbidden to love,we belong together! Bertram:I thought you were helping make dinner. (pulls mask,grunts)(stops pulling)Uh-oh! Luke: No problem! Jessie:So,I signed up for a short film competition called Quick Flicks. They have these giant leaf holders there called trees! I know all about love! Austin & Jessie & Ally: All Star New Year. I'm making it! Zuri:Actually,it's a real bull. Bakugan. Ravi:Perhaps I should draw on a pair of those bad boys! Zuri: Bye, nanny! Jessie:I wasn't coaching. Michelle:Well,you must be Taylor's grandma. Jessie:Thank you,guys. See,by staying strong,helping out around the house and supporting your mom from here at home,both you and your grandmother are serving our country just as much as your mom is. Zuri: OK,I'm ready for school! Andy, wearing a cowboy hat himself, picks up Woody off the floor. Ravi:So,who is going to play Toby,the handsome Jersey doorman you fall for? You can actually see the exact moment my soul gets crushed. Scene: Elevator to the Rosses apartment opens showing Jessie pulled along by Zuri. I'm used to it. Emma: (to Jessie) Zuri has imaginary friends. When threatened,I'd roll over and play dead like the football team. Aladdin (1992)/Transcript. (continues walking to the kitchen), Bertram:Everything you shot! Jessie: Hey. (Luke puts his head back to the top of the costume). Bertram:You mean actually go out and gather food myself? The pep rally is a success! Bertram:But I worked so hard! I wanna make people feel the same way. Bertram: Or as I call them, the Nannykillers. It's just too weird! Emma:OK,but no wonder your relationship didn't work out! Jessie:Wow,you really don't want to do your homework. (stops Luke from throwing,grunts)No,stop! (smiles). (Jessie and Tony kneel down at the same time). how to get access token in rest assured; worcester telegram obituaries; venezuela shoe size conversion; dallas cowboys individual suite tickets Synopsis I want a producer credit for that. Mrs.Harris:I am. My true love,the sheriff,will save me! Morgan and Christina arrive late. Jessie:I'm making a movie about our relationship,and these guys are auditioning to play you. Are they in here, or(the man closes and locks the door. Ravi:I needed a model for my project,and you happened to be both nearby and unconscious. Ravi: (To videogame) Consume lead, robotic ruffians! Mrs.Harris:I'm not very good at knitting.(laughs). And look, the H in 'hick' is backwards! And his little wings are wagging!(chuckles). Zuri:Tourists? Bertram: I have no idea, but I say 'well done!'. Zombie Tea Party 5 5. At school,everyone judges you by how you look! (chuckles) Will now compete to be Waldorf the Walden Wasp! Jessie:Yeah,I'm not sure what you said,but if it means you shouldn't dance,I agree. Jessie:Uh,could you try to panic from the neck down? Jessie:OK,guys,I don't know if you've noticed,but my acting career hasn't exactly gone the way I thought it would. Ravi:It appears verbal dexterity may be my only chance to win this brotherly mascot donnybrook. Keep it down! Jessie:Girls! Bertram:(serves a cup)One frittata smoothie. Your kids chase them away because they wanna get your attention! disney jessie transcripts. Coach Penny:(amazed)Outstanding! Zuri:That's because no one else is playing. Ravi:But Tony has over 20 lines in this scene! Jessie: Because, the zipper got stuck and then the bus driver said he wouldn't let me on because food is not allowed. Jessie:Go,go,go,go. Subforums: Jane The Virgin, Jessie, Justified. Jessie:So,what did you guys think of my script? Ravi:Because it is the end of the Bollywood movie,it is what we do! Toy Story Jessie Toys, Disney Pixar Kids Toy Story Toys & Hobbies, Pixar Jessie Toy Story Cartoon & TV Character Action Figures, (pushes Ravi). Christina: Just gettin a read on ya. I'm going to, uh, get Mr. Kipling a snack (Ravi puts his headphones back on while Jessie goes to feed Mr. Kipling. (Throws the keys for the helicopter to Jessie. Bertram: I was going to sign it too but the penis so far away (Scene changes to in the lobby of the Fairfield. Below are some Disney movie monologues . (blows whistle) No coaching! Jessie:Yeah,OK. Ravi: (walks down the stairs,drops art project) (gasps) I am not ready! OK! I have very mixed emotions about this! Luke:You know how when I have a math test,and you say I can ace it,but we both know you're lying? Jessie: (Sarcastically) Oh! Jessie: Now get up there,get dressed,and bring me back one of those big soft pretzels! Taylor:Uh,no thanks. The Talented Mr. Kipling 3. Jessie:Did you guys hear about that alien invasion? (rubs legs) Back in a minute! Now,can we talk about Area 51? Luigi is see flying with a cape as he slams his feet on to a parademon, then . (laughs), Jessie: OK, so I thought I was auditioning for a local TV commercial. It's "Love". You see,both the President and I know how much you and all of out military children do for our country. Jessie:Great. You better start downloading break-up songs now. Tony:You are amazing. Jessie Categories Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted. It's funny sped up,too! (pulls mask with spatula,grunts), Bertram:Hey,hey,wait! (Stops at the stairs) And to think, you coulda had all this! Emma:No,because it's either that or a stranger-danger puppet show. Emma:(pushes Jessie)Guess that outfit will have to do! Bertram is dusting the piano. Jessie:How are we going to get away from those evil spies who want to blow up the world,even though it means their death as well? Zuri:Please just hear me out! Does he have an older bro? (Mr. Kipling swipes at Jessie's ice cream and it drops to the floor in front of him). Taylor:Grandma,you're in the park! Ravi:(pulls)On 3,Mrs.Kipling! The comet is revealed to be Utility Belt Buzz, who opens his jetpack and flies through the canyons. It's too strong to be broken. Luke:He is real! (to Jessie)So you must be Zuri's nanny. Jessie:No,Bertram,no,we don't have time to eat! Oh no. Ravi:By the way,you yelled just a tad. (Atefeh walks off as the scene shows her splashing water in her face. Wait here, the parents will be home soon to interview you. Screams are heard, of the Ross children fighting with eachother and Jessie chokes and coughs.). Does anyone know what it was for? (stands up)I'm not going to school,and neither is this stupid mask! It's yours, Morgan. You can't get an A every time! Ravi:Pretty girls are talking to me! Jessie:Taylor and I know that because we were both raised in the military! Man: You're not that little. Oh, you think this is funny! Jessie, I think we both know that's not true. I can't believe I had to do my homework all by myself! Jessie:OK,Luke,what is it going to take to get you to hand over that mask? Jessie:That's for the comments on my script. Jessie:That was before I was in charge of her. Emma:I don't care who wins. Emma:They're here to see who wins the mascot job,since they'll be spending so much time with him. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! Luke: Mr. Kipling was the only thing Ravi brought with him from India when we adopted him last month. Jessie/Transcript < G.I. Jessie:What? demonstrates that even against massive opposing forces, one stronger force can keep everything together. What am I gonna do? Emma: (sees laptop) Oooh! I think the students should pick! You're so 1-dimensional! OFFICIAL Best List of Porn And I don't have the time to sit and audition tons of young,good looking guys! That would be cheating. Have you guys seen a sparkly,pink ball,with teeth marks? Jessie:Or we could just find another modelwho can't eat us.(nods). Christina: Well, according to our security team, you're a straight-A student, a universal blood donor- which could come in handy with our kids-AND, you have a squeaky-clean record! Then you might want to prepare for a string of loser boyfriends. Zuri:No,but I have an idea on how to spice this up! Thank you for including me in your glamorous world of show business. Kinda smells like this:(exhales deeply/shows her breath). Emma:Don't worry,I got this. Taylor:I'd love to,but I have to get back home. Jessie:Can it,science boy! I know you were bummed when you didn't meet the weight requirement for towel boy. (scene changes to park,bus leaves in 21:30). They have these giant leaf holders there called trees! (laughs with Emma, Luke, Ravi, and Zuri), (Time changes to night, scene changes to living room), (Bertram walks in while holding a flowerpot). There is nothing romantic about being crushed by a train! Ravi:Perhaps dressing up like a giant wasp and cheering for our sports team will be my ticket to popularity. (eats sample)(muffled)Happy now? Ravi. (Luke,Emma,Ravi and Zuri come back to penthouse with the bags in the elevator), (Bertram and Jessie wake up,and scream and stand up). Potato Head. Jessie:OK,even if I wanted to do that,which I don't,where would I find a werewolf costume on such short notice? (Jessie looks to a poker-faced Mr. (Dancewalks backwards before going up stairs), Jessie: He's delusional- Ha, look who I'm talking to, a girl who thinks mermaids are real (Zuri begins crying at this comment) N-n-n-n-n-no! Coach Penny:Somebody get me a giant fly swatter. Sunny! Jessie: Way too old for you. You may have charisma,but I was born to look goofy in public! Emma:(carries bag)Uh,Jessie,we have a small issue. OK,all right,elevator,people! This was a designer dress! (thinks), (Luke's seat springs him up into the air). disney jessie transcripts. (Jessie opens the door) Ready for our date? Watch episode clips and more from Disney Channel's Jessie, starring Debby Ryan. Morgan: You know how it is, sweetie, if I fall behind, the studio will fire me. Ravi:But the only other boy role is Tavi,the pathetic wretch whose only friend is a wizard! He slept through the whole thing. Jessie:Just hold your boeuf! Bertram:Oh,so then you can fail 3 times! (pulls off mask), (Ravi and Jessie look at Luke's face and mask and shudder and gasp). Nice velociraptor(Screams, while going through tubes to escape Mr. Kipling) Help! I grabbed everything I saw that was green. Jessie:Thanks,guys,but this whole thing was a disaster. Jessie: Wha, did you stay up all night watching movies again? Tony:You mean during the filming,or while we were dating? Maybe a potato peeling race isn't a game for civilians. Morgan: (To Christina) Wow, that extra is fantastic! Coach Penny:Hey! It's adorable. Jessie Episode Tran scripts s01e01 - New York, New Nanny s01e02 - The Talented Mr. Kipling s01e03 - Used Karma s01e04 - Zombie Tea Party 5 s01e05 - One Day Wonders s01e06 - Zuri's New Old Friend s01e07 - Creepy Connie Comes a Callin s01e08 - Christmas Story s01e09 - Star Wars s01e10 - Are You Cooler Than a 5th Grader?